If you're reading this, it means I've been kid-napped.
I know my abductor.
She stands about 49 inches tall and weighs 50 lbs.
I went willingly.
I couldn't resist her.
She is all-powerful.
She is mighty.
She is formidable.
She makes me sleep with her.
As soon as I stir in the morning, so does she.
If I'm awake, she's awake.
There is no rest for me.
She occupies every minute of the day.
Morning.
Noon.
Night.
No breaks.
Play with me, Shi-Shi.
Let's do yoga, Shi-Shi.
Want to go to the park, Shi-Shi?
Push me higher, Shi-Shi!
Let's check if the butterfly is hatching, Shi-Shi.
I will not be meditating.
I will not be writing.
I will not be cleaning.
I will barely walk my dog.
I will not do anything except what my captor says.
I hope to return to the newsletter next week!